Topical content from Messrs Syntax and Cannon
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DR SYNTAX
- Fact check,
- Tories don't respect the electorate, they're just out for the fat cheque,
- Representing people with assets
- While many amass debts, making cash stretch like it's Spandex,
- Hard nowadays holding on to what you have left,
- It's an epidemic steady spreading like the black death
- Standards of morality are Transgressed
- Every time the poor get poorer while the rich get taxed less
- What the hell is bad press? When you can spin it in a minute and belittle a critic on a dismissive tip,
- It's a power structure reminiscent of a pyramid,
- If you're at the bottom what you think is insignificant
- Time for you to give a shit and get yourself up in the mix
- Can't be apathetic we can ill afford the privilege,
- Get yourself registered to vote it's the simplest,
- Thing that you can do and me and you can make a difference,
- Coz the alternative is dismal
- Whether you're in Edinburgh, Birmingham or Bristol, London or Liverpool,
- or somewhere miniscule, now is the moment to consider all your principles,
- It's something so insidious
- White supremacists in America holding influence
- Steve Bannon meeting with ministers, to give em tips
- Messin' with elections until every single systems rigged,
- Let's talk personality politics,
- An' I don't mean who's glasses are the wonkiest,
- Let's take a look at who, Alexander Johnson is and what his dogma is it's not the same as who Boris is
- Coz Boris is a character like in a comic strip
- Always on that odd fish loveable Wally shit
- All so we disregard the obvious that he's incompetent and a not single word of truth comes from his lips,
- He's not fit for the office since
- morals are a myth as long as he's assured dominance
- Who's a fan of borises , Putin is, Donald is
- Fuck you if you don't think there's anything wrong with this,
- Mysogynist?
- Dominic Raab's in the party rubbing shoulders with little Hitlers and still reckons feminists are some of the biggest bigots
- Talking of Dominic's, Cummings is a little lizard puppeteer coming with that vitriol for the embittered
- He's got them livid from Lytham to Kidderminster
- Banking on the city slickers not seeing the bigger picture,
- Two thousand and sixteen this was a winner,
- Twenty nineteen let's give him the middle finger,
- He's shifty like Priti Patel in Israel
- Having off the record meetings not releasing any details
- Now she's in the cabinet like butter wouldn't melt,
- smirking at you even if your life's a living hell,
- So I submit this isn't the time for so what,
- And sitting around while the NHS is sold off
- Get yourself registered,
- Any less is negligent
- Before democracy is gone without a shred of evidence
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