We have received the following statement over the wireless radio:
“Thanks to recent developments in seismic technology, scientists have discovered and unearthed an ancient artefact.
A relic so precious it was buried solely to be exhumed at just the right time in human history.”
Now is the right time in human history!
“It doesn’t sound as old as it is. Some of the subjects are very relevant to right here and right now. It was ahead of its time, I knew that, and that’s why I parked it.” – Dubbledge