(No Ratings Yet)Nice guy rapper Mystro released his LP “Mystrogen” in September, and we’ve been bumping it! Packed with Mystrogen (you need it!) the album maintains quite a light-hearted vibe, with upbeat rhythms. As always, Mys rocks tight…
VERSE 1:
MYSTRO
- Yeah yeah
- You don’t understand the problems I go through man
- Listen
- Now I don’t like to moan
- But life ain’t easy when you live next to a carpenter that only works nights from home
- His wife likes to bone so all I hear is banging day and night
- Whether she does or don’t choose to leave the guy alone
- And they’ve got six sick kids
- Who think it’s big to show the neighbor what the bunch of misfits did
- Like the time one of the toddlers said “I nicked his bib”
- And the kids jumped me – left me with my lip this big
- Plus they got a grey mutt that’s off the chain
- Ok, he’s not insane, but I swear the doggy ain’t been potty-trained
- And if there’s one things that’s due to leave me morel vexed
- It’s finding that little mongrel’s doo-doo near my doorstep
- How many of you lot have got neighbours who were non-stop ravers?
- That knock when they want favours?
- Man I got some that always come through
- Not only for some sugar, but coffee
- Milk, and a mug full of stuff
CHORUS:
MYSTRO
- See I’m living with neighbours from hell
- I really wish someone would take them to jail
- Man they got me turning crazy as well
- Cos just from moving next to them, I’m really hating myself
- See I’m living with neighbours from hell
- Man – somebody’s gotta take them to jail
- Man they got me turning crazy as well
- Cos just from moving next to them, I’m really hating myself
VERSE 2:
MYSTRO
- I live on the maddest block of flats where stuff happens often
- Now there’s a girl on the fifth floor with a bladder problem
- So she’s always blessing someone with a gift
- The only present that you’re getting though’s a puddle in the lift
- There’s a lady living next to me that’s always babysitting
- Never a day she isn’t – I’m sure she’s making millions
- Ten kids always playing in the hallway bug me
- Like the seven babies screaming like they’re always hungry
- I’m never sleeping without them screaming and shouting
- They’re cute as hell but you can tell there’s something evil about them
- Lucky we’ve got a guy that kids are petrified of
- Who lives three doors away and stinks of sweatified socks
- I heard his yard was infested by moths
- And knew his life story though I never met the guy lots
- You walk by his yard and he’ll pop out and talk you to death
- I mean literally – he could knock out a horse with his breath
CHORUS
VERSE 3: MYSTRO- Imagine being stressed from the family living two doors left from where you are
- Cos they’re ex-cons – they love it when they scare me
- Specially when I find them in my yard and I know I ain’t given none of them the spare key
- Which truthfully don’t matter
- Cos when I lost my keys my neighbor got me in my flat using a coathanger
- Who would’ve known that the guy was not nice
- And that him and his wife and kid had been on Crimewatch twice?!
- I knew I was becoming psychotic
- When I found their telephone cables plugged in my socket
- That’s why my place ain’t the same
- And I know his kid has stung at least twenty of my Playstation games
- They won’t kick the habit
- His wife knows what is mine
- Still I catch her trying to steal my dry clothes off the line
- And when I had enough and decided to move out
- Guess who moved round right next to my new house?
- “You?!”
- “How’s it going Kev mate?”
- “Uh, yeah, not too bad”
- “Yeah , we’re moving next door. We need a larger house”
- “Uh?”
- “Yeah, it’s the missus, yeah, we’re expecting!”
- “What? You’re having a kid?”
- “Well, actually it’s twins mate”
- “Boys I hope. They’re gonna be just like their Dad!”
CHORUS
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